Monday, 6 June 2011

Pick Up Trick #1

I realize that I basically just talk about my dating horror stories on here, but I would like to think that I can offer my cyber lady friends advice in other departments too. So, today I'm talking about a colour: PINK.


For the past week I have been sporting some new Barbie pink lipstick out and about. I felt sort of silly the first time I wore it, like I was out of some cheesy 80's aerobics video, but I cannot tell you the amount of winks, smiles, and lingering gazes that I got from men of all ages. I'm telling you, my pink pouter was like a vortex for any unsuspecting male passerby.




So I've started wearing Barbie pink lipstick everywhere now. Grocery shopping, the gym, the doctors office, picking up the mail, putting out the garbage. You name it, and I've got it on.


I also added a hot pink workout shirt to my wardrobe and it was an instant smash. So my latest purchase was some hot pink nail polish which I just put on, as I type with my nails still tacky.


Anyway, maybe I just looked particularly good this past week, or maybe, just maybe men have some magnetic attraction to the colour pink. So if you're looking to pick up this coming week, pucker up and go pink.


-CQ

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